I Need a New Shrink
I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist for my anger management problems. I figure, for a guy who has the occasional psychotic tendency, it’s probably good to go ahead and talk to someone about all that you are going through. I’d like to think that we’ve had a couple of breakthroughs, but it’s hard to say.
Most recently, I had relapsed into some…well…let’s just say I was being a ne’er-do-well. After laying everything out for my doc, he said that I was a prime candidate for buying my sessions in bulk….
…because I obviously have a lot of issues
…and he’s a money grubbing piece of ______ .
This obviously didn’t put me in a good place and he and I had, what is becoming quite a regular occurrence, a yelling match. This ended with me storming out. As left his place, in a fit of rage, did what only came natural…
I stole his red sports car.
Yeah, it was petty, but it definitely put me in a better place. Hell, I saw someone get mugged and I got their purse back for them. It was a kind gesture, for sure.
Albeit, I ran the thief over…and then backed over him…a couple of times..
maybe this therapy thing is working after all.